tvhousehusband:

Roseanne: Queen of Halloween.

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
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aroused

Dutch bfast. Idk I’m not a fan of chocolate sprinkles unless it’s with frosting on a cake doughnut. mmmm I’d rather have sausage,scrambled eggs and pancakes. 

Ok now I want that sausage,scrambled eggs and pancakes. Put some cheese and onions on the egg’s. A little hot sauce. Sourdough toast with butter and jam. Like 5 cups of coffee. 
FML I’m going to be fat for the rest of my life.

Dutch bfast. Idk I’m not a fan of chocolate sprinkles unless it’s with frosting on a cake doughnut.

mmmm I’d rather have sausage,scrambled eggs and pancakes.

Ok now I want that sausage,scrambled eggs and pancakes. Put some cheese and onions on the egg’s. A little hot sauce. Sourdough toast with butter and jam. Like 5 cups of coffee. FML I’m going to be fat for the rest of my life.

I just learned what a Dutch breakfast is

hagelslag+butter on toast.

Hagelslag is sprinkles. Strange

It’s here

It’s here

My high arches

Are ruining my life.

I need orthopedic insoles with arch support.
I’m going to empty several bottles into my Spuds Mckenzie stein and pretend I’m in a beer garden.but I’ll really just be in bed.

I’ve forgotten how much I enjoy Märzenbier.

I’m going to empty several bottles into my Spuds Mckenzie stein and pretend I’m in a beer garden.

but I’ll really just be in bed. I’ve forgotten how much I enjoy Märzenbier.
jashnetwork:

poliakoff:

Now that’s a proper business hug.

The greatest hug!

jashnetwork:

poliakoff:

Now that’s a proper business hug.

The greatest hug!